Every Ounce Will Destroy You

I think hardcore Blog titles should be followed by fluffy adorable animals. Yay Panda Cub.
*I love you and I wish I had bigger pockets so I could fit you in there with kittens*

So yesterday there was a thread on Facebook talking about sex and the male and female standpoint. I kept my comments to a minimum but that is one topic I enjoy talking about. No. I am not saying "Talk dirty to me" but more on the informative/educational level. 

I think it is a topic that is so taboo that instead of being able to speak openly about our wants and needs we are kept in this awkward stage of insecurities and uncomfortable moments. 

A majority of men learn about sex from porn and/or friends. Normally their friends are un-educated about it and learned it from a sibling and/or porn. Especially in this day and age. "Are you 18-years-old?" "Yes, why there is a free site for you" Dun dun duun. Of course any 13-year-old would agree to being 18 or older. 

Now I am not saying I am against porn. A lot of women FREAK OUT about it and a majority of the feminist movement LOATHES it. However, I see it as "Hey, why not? Do what you gotta do" 

Women do it just as often as men where silence is often chosen over expressing oneself. I mean there is so much negative gossip about sex that it just amazes me. If you don't like it don't do it... and if you do like it... say it. 

Once upon a time I was almost TOO open about things. But I have learned to tone things down to what I feel is a healthy medium. 

Megan's Rundown 

•  Two condoms DO NOT IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM MEAN DOUBLE PROTECTION. If I see that one more time I swear I am going on a campaign. 
• As a fetus we start out at "Females" and the Y chromosome changes the fetus into a male. So a female clitoris turns into a penis, ovaries into testis,  Labia Majora into the scrotum, etc...
• Communication is important.
• One night stands are not as terrible as people think they are.
• DO NOT EXPECT A RELATIONSHIP JUST BECAUSE YOU SLEPT TOGETHER
• If you are going to sleep around with other people while in a relationship... YOU WILL INEVITABLY HURT SOMEONE.
• Honesty is the best policy whatever your situation is, what your intentions are, and where you see yourself the next day.
• Women & Men have the possibility of getting hurt if you do a "Dine & Dash" don't do it unless it is an expected thing. 
• Anything you feel the opposite sex has probably felt the same way.
•  Some women like long sack sessions while others do not, don't put too much pressure on yourself
• If you feel the need to last...
• Think about other things, sports, kittens, etc...
  
• Change positions
• Masturbate before hand. (wasn't that on Something About Mary)
• Worst case scenario, look into a prescription. Why not? Sometimes other factors come into play stress, weight, stamina, blood flow... you name it. Sometimes it is easier to medicate for the time being. 

Blah blah blah. Okay I am done. I am jumping into too many categories to count. All in all when you love someone and can combine everything into one.. you have passion. Passion makes everything better. [Well in my opinion anyways.]




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So Saturday night was amazingly fun [Except for a few minor bumps in the road] but watching the Predator Vs. Pray thing at a bar made me even more disgusted in the dating scene. Like REALLY? Jesus. I look back and see all the times I was either or. I have not been in that stage for a very long time and I never plan to return to it. 


So I signed up for a glass fusing class in Sac. I am pretty excited about it. I am not sure how the process works but I figure I might as well learn how to do it. 

This year I have learned how to plant a garden and decorate cakes. I will be learning how to make my own sushi soon and do glass fusing. I also need to learn how to play the guitar, administer CPR (again), and horseback ride. I would like to learn how to sew, how to safely carry and shoot a gun, and that is just the beginning... Watch out world. Dun Dun dun daaaaa. 


Well, I guess what else do you say in a blog such as this.